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Written by Tommy Candido   
Friday, 20 February 2009 22:29

I came across this on the internet awhile ago, and found it amusing... BUT oh so true...

Because the CarveWright and CompuCarve machines do have there issues sometimes, it can do some pretty amazing things we wouldn't be able to do without them. So the next time your quck chuck fails, or you get a z-axis stall, just remember: It IS just a machine, and what would you do without it?

Some Very Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me

 

  • It's more fun to color outside the lines.
  • If you're going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
  • Ask why until you understand.
  • Hang on tight.
  • Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.
  • Make up the rules as you go along.
  • It doesn't matter who started it.
  • Ask for sprinkles.
  • If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
  • Save a place in line for your friends.
  • Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
  • If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
  • Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose.
  • Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
  • Making your bed is a waste of time.
  • There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
  • Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach ntil he absolutely had to.
  • If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
  • Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.
  • Don't pop someone else's bubble.
  • You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.
  • If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.
  • You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
  • Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
  • Browsing the internet some more, I found the list was compiled from this book by Cynthia L. Copeland

    or maybe she wrote the book and expanded upon the list above, I don't know. But either way... I can relate to it...

    How about you?

     

    And look closely, you can buy that book for a penny!

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